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tangletots:

“i can never not reblog this!”

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“i tried to scroll past this!”

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“golden rule of tumblr always reblog!”

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tapdancers:

In British, we dont say “I love you” we say “crumpet crumpet the queen tea scoodilypoop Mary poppins” which roughly translates to “I am a part of you”. Tragically beautiful.

Posted 2 days ago

goldenclitoris:

*white girl at a party voice* can you like, take a picture of us?

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doctorheavenharkness:

n0kil7ing:

sevenseasaurus:

Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?

Egberts?

Pizza?

John Green?

A vegan?

The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.

fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers. 

and the vegan wins

Posted 6 days ago

Zayn Malik → Nabisco. (x)

Posted 1 week ago

lindsaychrist:

unabating:

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I PUT THAT THERE MUTHAFUCK

Posted 1 week ago